I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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