I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
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i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
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I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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