...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
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My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
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I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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