batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
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Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
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I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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