You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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