Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
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Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
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we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
how does that bad decision feel?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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