i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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