i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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