Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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