I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
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Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize