I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
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