I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
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I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
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Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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