Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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