My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
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It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
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You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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