dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
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She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
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I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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