Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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