I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
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I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
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I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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