hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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