I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Randomize
