Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Randomize
