we're blogging at a bar
It's just like the Real World with babies
I wish they made helmets for livers.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
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i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
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I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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