We're like a lot better than the average bears
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
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We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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