You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
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