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By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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