sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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