Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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