I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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