You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
her vagine was all disorganized.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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