he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
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