Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
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I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
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Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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