Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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