Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
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I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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