im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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Green mimosas i think yes
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
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I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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