i wish semen tasted like chocolate
vagina is talking i cant
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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