you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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