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I hope mine doesn't look like that
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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