he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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