Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
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Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
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Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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