And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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