You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
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Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
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