It's Friday. Sex?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
No stitches, just platelets and will power
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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