it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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