oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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