He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
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I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
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Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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