he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
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All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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