I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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