yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
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I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
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Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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