May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
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I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
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who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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