I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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