Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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