I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
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Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
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Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize