girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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