Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
birth control should be required to get into college
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Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
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Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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