I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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