For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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